Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Terrible idea I love it
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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