Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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