I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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