Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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