I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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