You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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