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(206): View more from Washington

Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.

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Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days

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Are you goin to rehab again?

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(407): View more from Florida

he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.

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(315): View more from New York

She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.

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