I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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