The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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