girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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