I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
