I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just want to make out with him forever
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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