We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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