Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I'm just crazy horny about you
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Drunk is a universal language darling
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