We won't sleep together?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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