What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What happened?
New Orleans
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