oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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