Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Can you bring me the toilet please
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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