Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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