I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Randomize
