laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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