Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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