i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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