Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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i need some magic done to my vagina
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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