We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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