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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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