Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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