so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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