Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
