If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
it's great music for shaving your balls
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So. Much. Porn.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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