have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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