The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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