He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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