So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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