I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me