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  What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.

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  And you didn't burst into flames?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I smell like Captain Morgan and tears

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....

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  This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.

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  IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  At the bar in my pajamas again

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  Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY

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