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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.

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• (415): View more from California

  I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota

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  everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him

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• (805): View more from California

  bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Or???

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