it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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