I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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