This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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