i may or may not be watching the land before time
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
