just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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