I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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