My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize