Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Dignity is for republicans.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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