ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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