I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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