okay pat passed out under dana's car
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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