hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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