Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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