Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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