Its about making memories worth repressing
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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