Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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