She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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