Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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