Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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