Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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