I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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