is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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