Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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