Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Your dad touched me again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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