I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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