why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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